Bulma's Night Out
Bulma takes the "Ultimate Challenge"
By Supergeek (supergeek4368@webtv.net)



 After working in the lab for nine hours straight, Bulma really needed a
break. Not that she was tired, (that was impossible) she just needed a
break from the monotony of all those hours of lab work.
 So, she neatened up her workstation, took a shower, tried on every
possible combination of clothes she could think of, found a perfect
outfit, and a thousandth of a nanosecond later, she was ready to go. She
walked out the front door, waved to her father, then took off for town.
(Fortuneately, Dr. Briefs had equipped every room at Capsule Corporation
with automatic doors, so he wouldn't have to keep spending money for
every new door his daughter ripped out.)
 Bulma's first stop was a nightclub called "The Gargle Blaster". As soon
as she walked in, there were, quite naturally, a few catcalls and wolf
whistles. Taking all this in stride, Bulma bellied up to the bar and
ordered a "Screwdriver", then drank it like it was water. Seeing this, a
rather large, brutish looking thug came up behind her and roughly
grabbed her shoulder.
 "Lishen, you blue haired bimbo!" he slurred. "I'm the biggesh,
shtrongesh guy here! Sho, that makeh me bossh, an' what I shay goesh!
And I shay you're going to get down on your kneesh and give me a
blowjob, now!"
 Bulma smiled up at the lout, amused. Obviously, he hadn't seen or heard
the news lately, which gave her an opportunity for some fun. Speaking in
a "sweet girl" voice, she said "Okay, Big Boy, but only if you can hold
your liquor better than me."
  The lout guffawed over this, imagine some little girl thinking she
could out drink *him*! He agreed, and the drinking contest was under
way.  After thirty rounds, the lout was having trouble seeing straight.
The room was spinning around, and everything seemed to tilt and blur
together, making him feel sick. He got up from the table, took one step,
and collapsed on the floor in a heap. 
 Meanwhile, Bulma finished her drinks, paid the bar tab, and was just
about to walk out the door when a couple of thugs blocked her.
 "Not so fast, little girl!" said the first thug "This is a *man's* bar,
and no little *girl* can just come in off the street and make us look
bad like that!" 
 "Yeah!" said the second thug. "Now,  we're gonna have to teach ya not
to do that again, the hard way!"
 As they said this, they advanced on Bulma, cracking their knuckles. The
first one drew out a nightstick and rammed it into her stomach, but he
was shocked when it just bounced off! He tried again, trying to hit some
sensitive area, but with the same result. Soon, the first thug was
holding a splintered nub, while Bulma was still smiling at him sweetly. 
 Meanwhile, the second thug snuck upon Bulma with the metallic base of a
barstool, and while she was distracted, he let her have it! A loud
"KOOONG!" reverberated throughout the bar, and the second thug was left
shaking, holding a piece of steel with a perfect indentation of the back
of Bulma's head in it.
 Well, that did it! A riot broke out, and soon there were fists, feet,
bottles and chairs flying everywhere! A few drunken fools threw punches
and kicks at Bulma, with the result that they wound up in the emergency
room later with broken hands and feet.  After a while, Bulma decided to
put an end to the stupid brawl, so she pursed her lips and gently blew,
slamming the combatants, tables, chairs, barstools, and the bar itself
against the wall with a force far greater than a hurricane. She then
turned around and walked out of the bar, and this time, *no one* tried
to stop her.
 Bulma decided to take a shortcut to The Arena, an entertainment center
specializing in amazing displays of super strength, with the guarantee
that anyone who could wreck their equipment would get a trillion tons of
platinum. So far, no one had been able to collect, not even a Super
Saiyan, but Bulma intended to do it! She was pretty eager, hence the
shortcut. Of course, Bulma's idea of a "shortcut" was to simply walk in
a straight line to her destination, regardless of any obstacles. Hence,
she plowed through walls, across a firing range,  and into a cage full
of wild hyenas. When she arrived, she had plaster dust in her hair, and
her good clothes had been torn to shreds by bullets and snapping hyena
teeth. She looked down at herself and sighed. She *really* wanted to
look her best for this event, but there wasn't anything she could do
now. So she walked in and headed for the Ultimate Challenge, a wicked
looking contraption covered with dozens of steel tentacles, and carried
along by dozens of spider like legs. Moreover, each tentacle carried a
lethal weapon on its tip. Clearly, even the strongest fighter would be
hard pressed just to survive against it, yet Bulma proposed to destroy
it with her bare hands!
 As she stepped up onto the platform, one of the tentacles wrapped arond
her waist and tried to lift her out of the ring. *Tried* being the
operative word since, since Bulma merely grabbed the tentacle and
refused to budge, no matter how hard the machine pulled. Seeing that
something was wrong, the machine in question swung a tentacle with a
mace attachment at Bulma, hoping to knock her out, but when it hit her
head, it bounced off like a foam rubber ball! Meanwhile, that first
tentacle is still pulling and straining, sooner or later, something has
to give, and ten seconds later, it does. There is a horrendous shriek of
rending steel, and suddenly the machine is short one tentacle! Now the
machine attacks in earnest! Dozens of tentacles armed with buzzsaws,
knives, axes, and electricity rushed in to get Bulma, except suddenly,
she wasn't there!
 "Yoo hoo! Are you looking for me?" Asked Bulma sweetly from the other
side of the ring. The machine activated the sensors on that side of its
body and saw that girl smiling at it. She then turned around and *mooned
the machine*! This was too much, and the machine flew into a rage,
attacking Bulma full force! Dozens of tentacles flailed against her ass,
and soon the once lethal weapons were smashed into useless scrap from
the impact on her invincible "buns of steel". Next, Bulma turned around
and said, "Oh, come on, you can do better than *that*. Now, let's see
you give me a *real* challenge!"
 "Very well." said the machine in a monotone. "As you request."  Then a
panel slid aside, revealing the muzzle of a huge cannon! The cannon
extended until it hit Bulma's left boob, which the machine calculated
was her most vulnerable spot. There was a brief hum, and then the
machine exploded! See, the blast from the cannon had been unable to
penetrate Bulma's invulnerable nipple, so its explosive force was
reflected back into the machine, destroying it. 
 Bulma looked at the wreckage and smirked. Now that it was demolished,
she had just become one of he richest women on the planet, with enough
money to keep her in gadgets and gizmos for the rest of her life.
Turning to the manager, she said "I'll take my reward now."
 "You can't be serious!" said the manager. "Nobody can just carry off a
trillion tons of platinum, just like that! Hell, you'll need a crane
just to get the *vault open!"
 "Where is the vault?" asked Bulma.
 "It's under The Arena, but you're not getting to it today. it was
buried under thousands of tons of concrete, so..." but Bulma was no
longer listening to him. Instead, she calmly walked outside and digging
her fingers into the base of The Arena, lifted the whole thing clear out
of the ground, foundation and all! Next, holding the building with one
hand, she ripped the five trillion ton vault out of the ground with one
finger! Then, she put The Arena back, thanked the manager for a nice
time, and flew off with the stupendous vault on her finger, back to
Capsule Corporation.
 Once she got there, she decided to use the platinum to make a trophy,
so she ripped open the vault like a Christmas present, then took out the
trillion tos of platinum and, molding it like clay, created a gigantic
monument to herself.  When she finished, she looked at the mile high
sculpture and smirked, now *everybody* would know she was the smartest,
strongest, most beautiful woman in the *universe*!
 Deciding that she had spent enough time "exercising", Bulma went inside
to relax and watch some T.V..