Jane tries out for the boy's football team.
by M.C.

No doubt about it, Jane was a big girl. Standing six feet tall weighing in at 210
pounds she was a strong, powerfully built,18 year-old high school senior; and
beaming with self-confidence. She wasn't always like this though.When Jane was
growing up she was extremely fat and very unsure of herself. A one point she 
weighed over 260 pounds. Jane had no friends at all except Mike, her next door 
neighbor. He was the same age as she and always treated her with kindness and 
respect. She, in turn, liked him a lot but that wasn't enough to give her the feeling
of self-worth that every person needs to deal with the problems of growing up.
The dramatic change in her life began after she had a lengthy conversation with
a women doctor named Ruth." Jane, you're always going to be a very large 
woman so you may as well accept it. The only thing I can recommend to you is to 
start working out with weights. That may help you to feel good about yourself; to 
give you the confidence you'll need in life." Jane went home and thought about what 
Ruth said and the very next day she began to work out. 

Jane took to weights like a fish to water. Hour after hour, day after day, week after week. 
Three-four-five hours a day. Jane watched - amazed - as she transformed herself from an
obese girl into a strong, muscular woman. Now - after several months - she wanted to see 
just what her 'new' body was capable of....and what better way to test it out than football; 
the most macho sport of all. A few years ago this would not have been allowed; a girl trying 
out for the football team. But now, with equal rights, the coach had to at least give Jane a 
chance; but he didn't have to like it. Mike warned her about the coach." He's a real macho
 man, Jane; he'll make it as hard for you as he can. Are you sure you want to go through 
with this; I'm worried about you." Mike had tried out for the football team the year before but, 
truth be told, he wasn't very good. He endured a lot of teasing from the coach and other players 
before he was cut. It hurt Jane a lot to watch the only boy she had ever liked be treated this
way but she wasn't able to do anything about it...until now, that is. "You're so sweet, Mikey,"
Jane told him," but please don't worry about me honey. I'm a big girl now; I can take care of 
myself." She kissed him on the cheek and then went over to where the football team was holding 
it's practice. 

Jane walked up to the coach and said - in a voice loud enough for the whole team to hear -
" Hello coach, my name is Jane and I want to try out for your team. Now I know that neither you 
nor any of your boys want a girl the team so I'll make a deal with you.You put your best players 
on the field and kick the ball to me. If I can't score a touchdown on my first try I'll drop out. Do we 
have a deal?" The coach couldn't believe his ears. This girl was going to try to run through his entire 
team by herself; and, if she failed, she was going to quit?  It was too good to be true." I accept, " he 
said, confident he had absolutely nothing to lose. Though large by female standards, Jane was actually 
one of the smallest players on the field. The football team averaged over 220 pounds with some the 
larger linemen around 250. Big Ed, the biggest, strongest boy in school, weighed 270. Jane, because 
she was new, didn't even have the helmet and pads that was standard equipment on a football team -
she would have to play in the gym shorts and T-shirt that she was wearing. Jane didn't seem to mind 
though. As Mike watched nervously from the stands above the field, a surreal scene was unfolding 
below him. Eleven big, strong, tough football players were lining up against one single girl; a mismatch 
if ever there was one. 

The coach blew his whistle and the ball was kicked. Jane caught the ball on the ten-yard line. She 
looked up at Mike, winked, and then started running towards the boys who were quickly converging 
on her. Jane running was sheer poetry in motion. Her powerful legs gracefully propelling her magnificent 
body forward. Her long, beautiful blond hair bouncing up and down and from side to side behind her - 
she was indeed a sight to behold. " WHAM ! " the sound reverberated throughout the field as Jane made 
contact with her first would-be tackler...and flattened him. " CRASH, POW, CRUNCH !" three more 
football players slammed into her...and collapsed. Jane had a serene smile on her face and seemed to be 
enjoying herself. " WHACK !" down went a 250 pound lineman; "SMASH !" down went another. They 
seemed to be bouncing off her like tennis balls against a brick wall. Jane was now in the clear and on her 
way to a sure touchdown. But, as the powerful girl approached the goal line, she thought to herself ," this 
is too much fun, I don't want to stop now." Jane paused a few feet short of the goal, turned around and 
began running in the opposite direction." Come on boys," she teased, " try to stop me. Is one little girl too
 much for you big, tough macho guys; tee hee hee."

" SMASH, SLAM, POW !!!," three more football players bit the dust...can't anybody stop her? Looming 
up ahead of her was Big Ed. He had been on the opposite side of the field the first time that Jane ran by and 
couldn't move over in time. But now he was ready to meet her head-on. Jane made no attempt to avoid him.
Instead she just kept running straight ahead."CRASH !!!" the sound was heard all over the stadium. BIG Ed ,
the biggest, toughest boy in school, collapsed like a house of cards." The bigger they are, the harder they fall,"
Jane giggled. After flattening Ed, the remaining football players lost their nerve and ran off the field."Aw come 
on boys, are you  all afraid of little old me ? " Jane laughed. She was standing in the middle of the field, one 
hand on her hip the other holding the football." Hey coach," she yelled, " why don't you send all the rest of 
your players out; I'm getting lonely here all by myself; tee, tee, hee." Infuriated, the coach ordered his entire 
team out onto the field with orders to " GET HER ! ". 

Twenty strong, angry boys charged towards Jane. She comely turned around and blew Mike a kiss. She then 
started running towards oncoming hoard. "POW !,SMASH !,CRUNCH!, WHAM!, SPLAT !,"...boys were 
flying all over the place. The entire football team was being destroyed....by one single girl." Tee hee hee, this is 
so much fun," Jane giggled as she flattened boy after boy. Two minutes later it was all over. Jane stood in the 
middle of the field as before; not a mark or scratch on her magnificent body. The football field was littered with 
battered football players; not one was left standing. Jane calmly walked over to the coach who was standing at
the sidelines...in complete shock. " Here you go coachie," she said as she handed him the football." I've 
reconsidered and decided I really don't want to be on your football team after all. You guys are all just a 
bunch of wimps, tee, hee."

As Jane turned to leave the football field, Mike came running up to her. They embraced. " Honey, you were 
magnificent, absolutely incredible. The way you demolished those guys...you made it look so easy." Jane gave
the only boy she had ever liked a long, passionate kiss on the lips." Thank you sweetie pie, it really was as easy 
as it looked though. I'm rather just disappointed in those guys; I was having such a good time out there. It's too 
bad they couldn't have lasted longer. How does my hair look ? "

"Beautiful, as always."

 Jane gently took Mike's hand and began to lead him out of the stadium. " Let's go home, honey. My parents are 
away for the weekend. Maybe you and I can think of something to do (wink)."