Why is Everything so Soft? Part 2 
By Jeremy Wilson  rvdfan315@charter.net 
Super Kitty demonstrates her powers on some fantasy land evil doers


While Tara Thurman was trying to figure out how to be a super heroine, the
phone started to ring. That’s strange, she thought, I almost never get any
phone calls. She picked it up to hear a strange shrieking and screaming and
then the voice on the line said very shakily "you’ve got to help us, ogres and
orcs have invaded our reality and have taken over the city." She didn’t
recognize the voice, but she thought about it a while and said, that must have
been the new mayor of the city, Seline Brazzini. My goodness, she thought,
ogres?! Orcs??? What the heck is going on here, well, I guess Super Kitty will
have to investigate. Tara clothed herself in her superhero costume and
proceeded to run to downtown, where the city hall was, and apparently where
these fantasy world creatures had attacked. It took her about thirty seconds
to get there, even though she lived 12 miles from the downtown area. She
stopped when she saw these 6 50 feet tall creatures that had green skin, huge
fangs, brown vests and pants, and muscle all over their body. These were the
ogres, each one weighing in excess of 100 tons and possessing the strength of
1,000 normal men. The orcs did not look as bad, being only 20 feet tall and 10
tons, but there were more of them, at least 10. They had bright yellow skin,
fangs that in proportion were longer than the ogre’s, and wore dark green
vests and black pants. They were also very muscular, but much more defined
then the ogres. Their strength was actually even worse then the ogres, at
2,500 times that of a normal human, and it showed as they chucked cars around
like they were balloons. Super Kitty made it just in time to catch a speeding
car that was aimed right for her head, and put it down right where she was.

Tara had tested her strength many times since she was transformed into her
super powerful Super Kitty, her alter ego. She had found many, many things to
test it on, but she have never faced a creature as powerful as the orcs or
ogres. But she went ahead and called them out, and just like that all the
destruction that the ogres and orcs were causing stopped. They all gathered in
the center of the town over the ruins of what was the memorial park, 16 of the
biggest, strongest and meanest creatures that this world has ever encountered,
staring with glee at this small, waiflike girl in a cat outfit. Many of them
were laughing and the ones who weren’t were grinning, showing their yellow and
green teeth that were filled with another color, red, from all the people and
animals that these evil creatures had consumed. Super Kitty was disgusted but
at the same time she was outraged, she looked at the biggest ogre there and
said "I challenge you, one on one, if you lose, each and everyone of you will
be next, until all of you are completely and utterly destroyed, do I make
myself clear." The biggest ogre said "My name is Guftor, I am the strongest of
this group and it will be my honor to destroy you and eat your flesh." Tara
just smiled and said "Well, big boy, you are going to be in for a surprise, I
am going to kick your big butt all over the city."

So they each got into fighting stances, the 50 foot tall ogre against the 5'2"
college-coed-turned-superheroine. Tara knew something though that the ogre
didn't, she could fly for short periods of time and her speed was well beyond
that of the fastest vehicle on Earth. Guftor took the first swing, a slow,
plodding blow with his right fist that Tara easily avoided. There was no
turning back now, so she lept straight up in the air 50 feet and landed on top
of his head. The ogre was totally dumbfounded and tried to swat at her above
his head, but again she was too fast, she kept dodging his swinging fists and
finally, when she was tired of it, hopped down to his 5 foot long, 2 foot wide
nose and punched him one time on the forehead. This did not affect the ogre
that much, but then he swung an open hand at the bug that had landed on his
nose, Tara moved out of the way at the last moment and the ogre didn't have
good reaction time, so he nailed himself in the head. This staggered him a lot
more then Tara's punch, but that was her plan all along, she didn't hit him
with all her power, she just wanted to annoy him enough to make him committ a
mistake.

At this point, Tara, knowing this would be the time to take advantage, flew
down to his feet. She saw that his shoe laces were not tied tight, this made
her smile, she knew just what to do. She untied the shoes while he was still
recovering from the shot he gave himself, and then she tied them together with
a double knot, she wasn't taking any precautions. So after she was finished
tying, she ran out in front of the huge ogre, trying to get his attention, she
waved her hands up at him and called him names, which enraged the ogre even
more. She was running away, so the big ogre followed, but like Tara had
planned, he tripped over his own feet and fell down face first to the ground.
This knocked the giant ogre loopy, and his two front teeth were knocked from
his mouth. Now it was time for Tara to take advantage of the situation and she
did with pleasure. She went up to the huge head of the ogre, 10 feet tall, and
7-and-a-half feet wide, and started hammering his head with all her power.
Guftor was moaning with pain as his jaw and temples were been hit again and
again, about 20 hits per second. After about 5 minutes of this, his face was
unrecognizable, it was all red and purple and it was bleeding profusely. He
wanted to say he surrendered, but his mouth was so swollen up, that it came
out as I srrrenbrr. She looked over at the other ogres and orcs and said
"Anybody else." They all shook their heads no and turned around and opened up
a dimensional portal. She said "Don’t forget your buddy here." With that she
proceeded to lift the unconscious ogre, who weighed 150 tons, and through him
at the other ogres so hard and so fast it knocked them through the other side
of the portal. "Huh, well I don’t think we’ll see them again." She said with a
small smile The End