Lori takes on the terrorists (and gets a new name) by Iceman

Lori after her exciting day at the zoo was the talk of the city. 

The people were thrilled to have a real life super hero to protect them.

Lori thought she should come up with a name and a costume for herself if

she was going to be the protector of the city. She couldn't just have people

running around yelling for Lori every time they needed her ! She decided

that for now "Superwoman" would do as that was what she looked and felt like.

Her new costume would be a tight red tank top with a big SW emblazoned in gold

on the front and tight red spandex shorts with knee length red and gold 

boots. Lori stood in front of the mirror and hit a massive double bicep flex.

The tight costume and boots really showed off her muscular body, from her huge

shoulders to her massive 28 " biceps right down too her chiseled six pack abs

and incredibly muscular legs she looked every inch the super hero.

 Suddenly a loud booming and yelling from her TV caught her attention. A local

news crew had received a tip that something big was going to happen at the 

local National Guard facility and had went out to get the story. The TV was

showing live film of a group of about 40 terrorists that had attacked the

facility and had hijacked 6 M1 Abrams tanks and were headed towards the

Federal building. Lori's apartment was less than a block away from the Federal 

building and Lori thought "Here's my first chance to show the world Superwoman.

" Lori quickly ran down the block towards the Federal building and arrived just 

as the 6 tanks came around the corner. "Do I have a suprise for you guys." 

thought Lori. The first 2 M1's moved towards Lori and stopped right in front of

where she was standing in the middle of the road. The commanders hatch popped

open on the lead tank and a bearded man looked out at her. "He yelled I don't

know who you think you are woman but either get out of our way or we will crush

you like we did the foolish police."

"I think I am Superwoman" Lori yelled back, and if you know whats good for you

you'll turn those tanks around and head back to the guard base and surrender to

the authorities. "Hah" the terrorists leader bellowed. "What is one woman going

to do against six of the most powerful armored vehicles in the world! "

" I guess it's time you found out" said Lori. Lori ran the 5 feet to the first

tank and seized it by the armor on front between the treads. She lifted the 

huge tank into the air with just one hand. Just then the other tank moved 

towards her and she grabbed it in the same place with the other hand. Holding a 

tank in each hand she quickly smashed the tanks together over her head. Both 

tanks were smashed almost flat against each other. Lori's incredible arm 

strength had trashed 2 of the most powerful tanks ever built. Lori thought "Two 

down, only four to go." Lori hit a huge bicep flex and the sprang towards the 

other tanks.The other terrorists seeing how easily this superwoman had dealt 

with the first 2 M1's were in a panic. The tank closest to Lori fired it's 105 

MM main gun directly at her. The shell hit Lori right in her steel like abs and 

bounced off. This only served to enrage the superwoman and she pounced on the 

tank like a lioness on her prey. The gun was still lowered to try and shoot 

Lori again. She grabbed the gun with one mighty arm and squeezed the barrel 

closed. She then again seized the tank by it's frontal armor and with one hand 

lifted it off the ground. Lori then tore off both of the massive steel treads 

so it couldn't move. She sat the tank back down and jumped up on the tank right 

in front of the turret. Lori flexed her huge arms and proceeded to bend the 

huge cannon into a knot. "This should keep them from doing any damage." she 

thought. 

 The last 3 tanks had had enough of this superwoman and were trying to get away.

Lori quickly ran after them and grabbed 2 tanks by the back ends. Lori threw 

both in the air and after flexing her massive muscles proceeded to juggle the

tanks. The news crews on scene were filming this and she juggled the massive 

vehicles for several minutes before catching them both and smashing them to

junk over her head like the first two tanks. "One tank to go" thought Lori. I 

think I'll really give the news people a treat and really put on a show 

wrecking this one.
 
Lori ran after the tank and quickly caught up with it. She ran in front of the

tank and hit a massive flex. Lori then wound up and hit the tank with a huge

uppercut to the frontal armor. The entire front end of the massive vehicle was

bent upwards at an angle all from the power of her one mighty punch. Lori then

lifted the front of the huge Abrams tank with one hand and eased herself under

the vehicle. She then spread her massively muscular arms under the frame of the

vehicle and lifted it over her head. Lori then grabbed a hold of the armor on 

the bottom of the tank and with her incredible arm strength began folding the

huge tank in half. Lori folded the tank in on it self. She then took hold of the

end of the barrel that was sticking out of the crumpled wreck and started 

spinning the vehicle around her head with one hand. When the wrecked tank was 

just a blur she released it and it sailed upwards into the sky until it couldn't

be seen any longer. She thought "Well if it doesn't reach orbit won't someone

get a suprise when it lands !" Lori then brushed the dust and dirt off her 

hands and turned around to face her adoring public. All the people watching 

were screaming and yelling "Superwoman, Superwoman, thank you" Lori hit a huge 

flex for the crowd and they even got louder. Once again the city was saved !

 "This being a superheroine is just allright." Lori thought.

The end